Because Knob Creek and I got buddy-buddy tonight.
Dear girl I know,
I’m crazy about you. Stupid crazy. Have been for years.
I’m fairly confident that if we lived in the same city, I’d wake up to you sleeping with your mouth wide open every day.
There’s a small chance that it’ll happen in the future, but I’d like you to know that I’d be down if you would. We’re both single and motivated. The world wouldn’t stand a chance. (That was me being naive.)
That’s it for now. Have a great Friday.
Aren’t crushes fun?
